Does Fat Joe pay his people?

I mean I really just want to know what the science is with this one.
My peoples went to a basketball game last night.
Check out this slick shyt. He goes to this basketball game last night.. guess who happens to be there.. if your slow I'll help you out. Fat Joe and his body guard. OK now the person that is just mentioned in the above picture went to this basketball game and was chillin sittin next to Fat Joe body guard... now he looks around and for some reason his phone is missing.. he looking around for his phone for at least 15 min going crazy like; I know I just had my shyt!!! so then after like I said bout 15 min he notices Fat Joe body guard wit two phones both of which looks like his, one on the body guards hip the other in his hand. So he asks the dude like yo!! you seen my phone and the bodyguard was like "OH" this your phone? and hands him this phone. NOW you would think thats the end of the story but its not!!!

My peoples get home and puts the phone on the charger and notices that the black cover that covers the charger is on the phone..AH WHAT? he normally pulls the black cover off of the charger because he doesn't like them for some reason..okay then when he turns on the phone the screen is blue..which is also strange because he is use to seeing a yellow screen and the ringer is playing "I Was Getting some Head" by shawnna which is also strange because he doesn't have any specific ringers on his phone...what is also strange is the screen is all scratched up because his phone was Brand New!! whats sad about the whole thing besides the obvious that Fat Joe don't pay his people and that his body guard is grimy but whats really messed up is the phone didn't cost that much. Like $40 or something like that..why you gotta be so grimy over a damn phone that cost no more than $40? Whats also crazy is that the bodyguard changed the back of the phone and changed the antennae so that my peoples would think that it was his phone!!!

HOW RUDE!!!

Fat Joe get at your boy, man!! and PAY YOUR PEOPLE so they don't do shyt like that!

THATS EMBARRASING!!! LMAO

-Alkhemi Jones-

THEY LET THE CAT OUT THE BAG!!!



8/12/2006

Went to this club wit Supa Nova Slom
its called Soul its on 29th between 11th and 12th.
I met him in a cab he was on his lowrider bicycle that he rode in from BK on, such a groovy look.
DJ. Quest Love was on the ones and two's which was also a pimpin look, he played everything from Ain't Nuthn but a G-thang to This is how we do from 93 til... if you don't know who did that song then I would suggest you do a google search I was a young whipper snapper but still grooved the 90's wit them cats. Now the party aint a party til my sista came thru E.Breezy at the top!! lookin fly as all hell in her RED HEELS!!! gotta get some!!! but yes and we chilled a bit before we all took flight like the wind. I also saw Mister Calloway..who I keep bumping into... we are gonna have to stop meeting like this sir... He's a cutie, but he went from the Dreds to a texturizer I guess he's doing his pretty boy thing?? Not really into pretty boys, but his smile is one to kill for. LOL (not really)The night was interesting and there were a lotta pictures taken, I just want you all to know that if anything comes up and they spell my name wrong we gone have BEEF!!! or Tofu whichever you prefer.
NY is buzzin and I'm all up in it shawty.

Yall stay tuned.
-Alkhemi Jones

Dallas, TX

"Where I'm from the sun's in ya face and the Buses run the Metro

Cee the Hood its mis-understood like Electric, Jazz and Retro

Baby pump the bass and get live, let go baby, baby, let go

If you tired get some ginseng, get full like cars on petro."

Dallas, Texas

Where niggas from the southwest insist on being dirty south and wont take geographics as a reason to change the influence.

I agree with Bavu and the whole Up South concept.. thats my shyt I'm ridin with that one. Forget understanding a Dallas native we are far to complex for the average mind even in our most simplest forms, can't you tell by our names, Pookie, J-Love, Cee Cee, Cisco, to even simpler names like, Bavu, Aziz, Massive, Samax, Syntex,Shamyr, Kuray,Moon Cricket, hell even my name Alkhemi...LOL what is that? Forget love where I'm from, the only way to get that shyt is if you take it!! (I mean there are those that love you, but do they really love you?)

Dallas, the home of extremes... where people copy you just because they can't come with nothing on their own. Where a muthafucka hate yo ass for 10 yrs and on the 11th yr ya'll best friends. LOL Where the red necks (not white people) are scared of us but pretend like they aren't and white girls love to abort black babies.

Whats good about Dallas? besides the people that I mentioned earlier?

This picture is groovy, yeah Dallas skyline is awesome...the music is consistent and always getting better. 89.3 with EZ Eddie D, vegetarian food, barbecue sauce, some of the clubs, the streets aren't all fucked up like where I live now. It don't smell like, fish, piss and all the other bullshyt that you smell in NYC..lol

The men are better by far.. I mean there mental intelligent settling down type guys..they just aint got no money..the fellas in NYC got doe, cheap and prolly wont settle down until they about 40 or got a couple babies by the same chic. Then maybe after 10 yrs in the relationship they'll settle down with some girl that throws them for a loop and takes all they money cause she aint want his ol' ass anyways..lol JUST KIDDING I THINK!!???

Booker T. Washington Arts Magnet Highschool!! is a good look in Dallas, umm Reciprocity 210 and Tisha, N'dambi and Badu, Skins,Rueben, Headcrack, Silent, ummm well to all the others out there I didn't mention its toooo many of yall to mention, just know I love you all to.

Everything in Dallas aint bad, I mean my brother live down there. DFWHiphop is always a breathe of fresh air. The air is clean. ha ha ha in all its array of shyt and beauty I miss home...I guess its time to go home and run amuck!!

Ya'll B.E.Z

-Alkhemi Jones